"Squeal like a pig" hot sauce from the hot sauce store.
Conrad loves hot sauce and spicy food now. There was a bit of a tense moment during Grandma and Grandpa's visit to Charleston when we were having Korean food in a gas station (yes, really; it was better than you'd think) and he ordered a spicy stew. Something like, "His stomach will melt and he will become literally insane" was said (that's what I heard). When it came, it was very spicy. They were not messing around. Matt kind of shrugged doubtfully when he tasted it. But Conrad loved it and gobbled it up.